asriels:

fur on fire: a modern starks series: arya

you’ll be told you’ll need to be most afraid of that girl when you can’t see her. when she’s slinking through the shadows with your death sitting pretty in the palm of her hand. they’re wrong. keep your eyes widest when she’s in plain sight, and start sweating if she’s at her sister’s side. because that - well, honey. that means she wants you to know she’s coming for you. they’ll never pin it on her, either. they tried once. once. took thirty soldiers to fight her into a van and it never made it within a hundred miles of its destination. arya stark’s rules are simple: do nothing to hurt her family, and you live to see tomorrow. otherwise? well darling. game on.

asriels:

fur on fire: a modern starks series: rickon

how do you know the baby stark’s the most dangerous? because he looks the most innocent. like one strong wind would knock him over, right? you want to keep your life, you disillusion yourself of that notion right now. he might be pretty as his eldest sister but by god he’s cut from a crueller mould than she. gasoline mouth, that kid, and a gunman’s hands. this land belongs to the devil so why would you ever trust a boy with the face of an angel?

liathwen:

salomeideal:

8point6seconds:

adventuresintimeandspace:

Here are some scientific facts about blood loss for all you psychopaths writers out there.

I would like to know what is in those bottles. 

It’s Siracha!!!! Siracha is life!

That’s actually highly useful.

(via dammit-clint)

italktosnakes:

oodlyenough:

letthesongtakeflight:

isawitinyoureyes:

This is fun. Try it in fullscreen. Extra points if you tilt your head. You’re only human.

My face was literally this:

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instant reblog omg

My heart was racing throughout the whole thing, with immediate goosebumps when it ended. #love

THIS IS THE COOLEST THING IN THE WORLD OMG ASFJDKJS GKL ASJDLK 

link for fullscreen

Yup. Agreed. This is incredible.

(Source: danforth, via asriels)

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

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starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

(via ivyxaur)

kanrose:

stridering:

MY DAD JUST FUCKIJNG SENT THIS TO ME AND I;M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD

LEGIT TEARS

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